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Best job

March 13, 2008 , 1:58 pm

Descrierea postului:

Our company is a global leader in beer drinking with many participations in most prestigious world beer contests.
We�re looking for people who likes beer, football and parties.
Requirements
The perfect candidate must:
1. be able to drink at least 10 liters of beer each day
2. be a Beer Certified Professional or held a related college degree
3. be able to provide at least 2 references from bars, pubs or clubs
4. be able to name at least 20 major brands of beer in less then 20 seconds
5 be able to carry 10 liters of beer to the 2nd floor in less then 20 seconds
6. be able to dance specially on tables
7. be able to say �Dude, where is my beer?� in at least 5 foreign languages
8. have a medical certificate showing that the psychical condition to cope with above mentioned working environment
Please send CV to ro-office@absoluteitsolutions.com and a picture with you drinking your favorite beer.

PS: Must know Visual Studio.NET

Link

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SPAM cu mine

March 4, 2008 , 7:49 am

Ha!

Nu inteleg care e ideea…

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Termeni ?i Condi?ii pentru Google AdSense Standard Online

February 27, 2008 , 8:28 am

Dau si IO ca omu sa ma loghez pe AdSense si ce sa vezi. Mare TOS. Evident in Romgleza.

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Mesaje de 1 Martie

February 26, 2008 , 2:57 pm

WTF ? Mai exista utilizatori de MSN ?

Si totusi, e abia 26… decat sa cauti mesaje de 1 Martie pana atunci poti sa compui. Ca sa nu mai zic ca pana la “Web results 171-180 of 87,600″ iti ia ceva timp.

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Mai exista persoane care fac contabilitatea cu soft-uri de DOS si au instalat Win 3.11. Nu`mi explic cum dar e foarte adevarat.
Si cand s`a ars magaoaia… de ce nu poti sa pui pe un Intel Quad Core ce era inainte ?

Da, a mai existat altceva in afara de XP si Vista.

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Trebuie ca e ziua mea norocoasa

January 25, 2008 , 10:00 pm

Tot n`am prea mai avut treaba cu blog-ul in ultima vreme.
Adica Akismetu` a papat >100.000 SPAM-uri. [Bine, ca intre timp am folosit si CAPTCHA ca altfel...]

Daca s’ar cere 0.1 cent/SPAM prins de catre Akismet… OMFG!

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Porn my Linux friends, multipart rar porn

January 7, 2008 , 12:52 pm

Ati facut ochii cat cepele da ?

Ok, acum hai sa vedem. Povesteam despre Dziobas Rar Player – Play rar movies without extracting.
Si s`au sculat voici ca vor si pe Linux. EI bine nu se poate chiar asa oricum, da cumva se poate.
A: Neortodox cu wine